Not a Man: Zero sex with my wife in 15 years
My name is Lardass and I’m a subhuman garbage dump of a “person”. My entire reason for being is to make other people laugh at …
Pussyfree
Pussyfree or Pussy Free is the ideal lifestyle for men that have dicks that aren’t worthy of sex. Instead these guys get to enjoy getting no action ever other than maybe their pillow or something.
Showering slave stays caged and pussy free
I’m a pussy free boi who always wears his tight chastity cage. Hope you find my clit cute <3
This tiny sissy clit is basically useless
I realized years ago that my sissy clit was a pussy free zone and only good for sph, locking up and basically no use at …
Girlfriend says I deserve long term chastity
My dick is caged in a tiny steel device. My girlfriend says that this is the only place where it is allowed to be put …
Pussy isn’t for small penises
Vaginas are not meant for sex with small penises, they’re made to be pleasured by big cock. A guy with a pinky penis is meant …
Giving up on trying to have sex
I’m giving up on ever trying to have sex with a girl. I met a nice girl at the bar and we went back to …
Panty sniffing pig gets introduced to the pussy free lifestyle
Nothing like catching a horny pig sniffing panties but what’s even worse is when he’s hung like a mouse! What a piece of work this …
Two Pump Chumps: The guys that bust in two thrusts
A Two Pump Chump is a guy that can’t even handle two thrusts before he’s ready to bust a nut. Men that have premature ejaculation …
Impotent piggy masturbator
I’ve been pussy free for 7 years. I couldn’t get hard with girls anymore when too many in a row couldn’t feel me. I know …
Button dick humps a pillow like a horny pig
When you’re a horny pig with a tiny button dick, you sometimes need to resort to desperate measures for sex. For me that means humping …