I’d like to show off my tiny dick for humiliation
First time poster just wanting to show off my micro dick.
Uncircumcised
Big uncut cock reminds y’all how hopeless your small dicks are
Are you even half my size? Didn’t think so.
Such a disappointing dicklette
Nothing is more disappointing then when a guy busts out his boner, you’re hoping for a big one but instead out pops an under average …
Cock so small it’s nothing but foreskin
Where is my cock?! Omg you’re a dickless wonder! Only big cocks are allowed to be uncircumcised.
Can I even please anyone with this Asian dick?
Measuring my small dick. I’m uncircumcised and Asian: my life is rough. Nah you can’t pleasure a woman with that little dick. Only big cocks …
Water bottle sized dick. Now it’s your turn to try!
Put your hard dick next to a water bottle to see how small I will make you look. Who’s man enough to do the Water …
Will I ever have a girlfriend?
I’m v-very big right? No you’re small and shaped weird with a tiny head. That means you can forget about having girlfriends.
Is this pathetic? I’m afraid to have sex!
It stays under 2″ in flaccid and goes up to 3.2″ when hard. Can I ever fuck a girl with it? I want to fuck …