Looking down is just sad
Hi just wanted to know how I measured up? Flaccid I’m 2.5inches and 3 inch girth. Erect 5inches and 4.5 erect. You are 100% percent …
Sad Dick
Tall with a small between my legs
6 foot 5 inches tall with a 4.5 inch erection between my legs. That’s just sad as fuck!
One of the weakest boners you have ever seen
Look at this sad little thing right here. That is supposed to be an erection too. Can you believe that?! How in the world is …
Who knew a guy could have a dental floss dick
Compared to some dental floss and looking sad as fuck!
Sad looking bastard is all taters and no steak
Please all embarrass me to a point where I cry! I want to show everyone how sad my little Willie is…. And is there any …
Sad lil’ mushroom dick
He’s sad cuz he’s never touched anything but my hand 😣😣
Tiny, soft and just plain sad
Please humiliate me for having such a sad dick button dick.