Why is the hair longer than my useless dick?
My friend asked me why my dick is shorter than the hair?!
Short Dick Man
Your short dick won’t make it past the cheeks
Let’s be honest. Your short penis won’t even be able to reach past the cheeks with a girl like me. That’s why all you should …
Short pin dick does the toilet paper roll test
By definition I failed to pop out the other end. I have a small penis. And were skinny enough to fit inside of it LOL
Failed the Toilet Roll Tube Test
My tiny dicklet cant even fill a toilet roll tube!
Big mushroom head on a short skinny shaft aka the disappointing dicklette
Would you still find a big mushroom head pleasurable even if it was on top of a skinny little shaft? Hell no! That would be …
Satisfying? Not when your dick is this short!
Hehe shorter than a chapstick!
Too short to have a worm dick
What do you like about this worm dick? That’s too short to be a worm. Cool nub though.
If you think my dick is short…
If you think my dick is short wait until you see how fast I cum!