Certified pussy free peen

When you can’t tell if you’re looking at two balls and a deformed micro penis or just three small nuts, then you know it’s a …

Total lack of manhood

I know I have a tiny dick but I still go to the nudist beaches and let strangers see how pathetic my dick is! Whoa! …

They always swear it gets bigger

Every tiny guy tries to claim that it gets bigger. Clit please! Imagine being the guy that has this in his pants on Eggplant Friday …

Busted with my pimple dick out

Nothing worse than getting caught fresh out of the shower with your tiny pimple dick and small sack showing. It’s even worse when you just …