Morning Wood

Showing off my big cock just to torment you

Showing off my big semi-erect cock so that all the small guys get to start their day feeling inferior.

Get your morning wood rated, so you can start your day off right. Anyone with a small penis doesn’t deserve to go about their day …

Imagine having to wake up to this small sad morning wood every damn day! I have to but apparently my ex-fiance didn’t want to. Once …

Woke up realizing my dick is still too small for anyone to enjoy.

Please evaluate!

Get your ass up and bust out that morning wood! It’s time for your morning dick rating from your favorite brat princess! @chillymolly

I can’t fuck for shit with this dick! Guess my BBC never grew in because, fuck just look at the thing smh. This shit don’t …

Damn you guys really do have some tiny worthless dicks. Here’s my morning wood for you all to admire. What do you all think? OMG …

Is it wood or is it a splinter?

Anyone care to rate this hard penis?