A Two Pump Chump is a guy that can’t even handle two thrusts before he’s ready to bust a nut.
Men that have premature ejaculation issues are already not good enough for sexual activities but two pump chumps are about as bad as it gets. There’s no 1 or 2 minutes of laughable sex; it’s 1 or 2 pumps and he’s done!
Guys that fit into this category should prepare for a life filled full of boner tugging because you’ll most likely end up living the pussy-free life.
Once a woman experiences a Two Pump Chump, she’ll never wanna respond to a text again. Instead you can pump your chump to one of us dommes on cam.