This clit dick belongs on the Do Not Fuck List
I definitely don’t have a real dick. It’s so small that I don’t know if I can even call this thing a clit. What do …
Do Not Fuck List
Welcome to the Do Not Fuck List. This is an international listing of all the guys out there that you would never want to have sex with because of their small penis. If you should be on the list then please submit your stuff here or submit your entry on the classic DNFL.
My weird dick belongs on the DNFL
One look at this weird dick and you know it belongs on the Do Not Fuck List!
No pussy ever for this sad penis!
My sad little beta penis is only 5.5″ fully erect. I don’t deserve pussy. Even if offered pussy, I’d very likely premature ejaculate before getting …
DNFL: Tiny Tube for Tiny Dick Clit
My ex girlfriend wants me to apply to do not fuck list for having such a pathetic useless wee-wee.
Does this penis belong on the Do Not Fuck List?
Do you think this is big enough to fuck or do I belong on the do not fuck list? I think maybe a mosquito could …
Forever on the Do Not Fuck List
I have been pussy free now for over 12 years. The last time I actually had any contact with a pussy was my ex-fiance. Yes, …
Pathetic loser belongs on the Do Not Fuck List
My pathetic nub! I am so small I have to masturbate with two fingers. I have never been able to give a woman an orgasm …
Please Add Me to the Do Not Fuck List
I have been told by my wife that I need to submit my details to the do not fuck list. I am 55 years old, …
My super small penis belongs on the Do Not Fuck List
Why do I belong on the Do Not Fuck List? Just check out the size of my penis when it’s soft and hard then you’ll …
This belongs on the do not fuck list!
Do you think it’s possible to get this sat on? Didn’t think so.