Embarrassing little chode dick

My penis when it’s completely limp and it’s so embarrassing to show a girl because they think it’s a micro dick. It grows to a …

A simple request from a chode

As the resident urinal perv, I’ve been looking into making my own urinal mural (which would have to be used over my regular toilet, but …

My Position in Life

I apologize for resubmitting this picture, but I think it’s appropriate for this post and I an unable to create a new one right now. …