Puny Dick Failed the Banana Challenge
My below average, puny, pathetic, pencil penis can’t measure up against an average banana. My tight little nuts are no better.
Dick Fail
Two Hand Boner Test: Epic Fail!
This is me failing the two-hand-boner test. No, that’s not edited in any way. I don’t need to two hands. I don’t even need the …
Small dick fails toilet paper tube test
My name is Austin and I’m posting this for the world to see my pathetic small dick. I don’t fit halfway into the tube, I …
Sissy clit dick failed the Toilet Paper Roll Test
Aw! The little sissy clit failed the Toilet Paper Roll Test but he also proved that he definitely belongs in those lace trimmed panties.
Locktober Time: Miniature dicklette failed in size and stamina
Tiny penis locked up for Locktober for being a complete failure when it comes to size and stamina.
Guinness Gut, Whiskey Tears, and the Legend of the Limp Moonlight Spud
To Whom It May Concern (or anyone considering dating a man who brags about working in a video store): This is a formal complaint disguised …
I tried the toilet paper roll challenge and failed
Epic failure on my part. I was skinny enough to fit inside the tube but not long enough to poke out the other end. That …
Failed the Toilet Paper Roll Test and Now Wife Sleeps with Other Men
This is why my wife sleeps with other men because we both know that I’ll never be able to satisfy her the way a real …