Dick Fail

Did I pass or fail the toilet paper roll test?

My submission for the tp roll test. Pass? Those results show that you have a short thin boner. Congrats lol

Average size condom can fit 3 of my dicks in them 🥺

My 1.5 inch rock hard cock fails the TP roll challenge.

Does this mean I won because I’m poking out the other side? This makes me feel big 🙂 You’re supposed to be several inches longer …

I got it as “big” as it can get and my sissy dick could only make it half way up the toilet paper roll.

Fully hard he isn’t any bigger than a tiny tube of chapstick. Look at the name, if you know you know! Clearly I failed this …

My short little dick makes this Bic lighter look like a Big Black Lighter. I failed.

Wrapped my balls and whole package to try and get bigger (at least longer). It didn’t work. Still just a pathetic tiny nub. Big small …

Can’t even fill a regular condom.

Have never given my wife an orgasm with my micropenis. She has me measure myself each morning and tell her the result so she can …