One of the most unfuckable dicks ever
What in the hell? This is one of the most unfuckable dicks I’ve ever seen! That’s saying something because I’ve seen thousands of small dicks. …
Dickless Wonder
The disappearing acorn cocklette
Sometimes I wonder if it will just go away.
Dickless violation: That’s a clitty!
Must be at the wrong place, that is a clitty that’s several inches smaller than a tiny dick.
Tried to rate his penis but it’s MIA
Either I’m going blind or this guy is clearly missing his penis. Literally all I see are two disgusting little balls (that barely hang) but …
He’s a black satin sissy woman
When you have no dick and everyone thinks you look like a feminine twink, you know you’re meant to be a sissy like me.
There’s a dick there somewhere
I deserve to be exposed as a no-dick male. You’re absolutely right!
Lighter compared to my “dick”
Can one call that a dick? NEVER.
Not a Man: Zero sex with my wife in 15 years
My name is Lardass and I’m a subhuman garbage dump of a “person”. My entire reason for being is to make other people laugh at …