I just wanted to make all the other posters feel better about themselves.
Please rate my soft manhood: not hard, just soft and stupid looking.
I’ll give you the best 30 seconds of your life… OMG it’s an innie! HAHAHA!
Small and limp, a tiny cage is all it deserves.
What in the hell? This is one of the most unfuckable dicks I’ve ever seen! That’s saying something because I’ve seen thousands of small dicks. …
Sometimes I wonder if it will just go away.
Must be at the wrong place, that is a clitty that’s several inches smaller than a tiny dick.
Either I’m going blind or this guy is clearly missing his penis. Literally all I see are two disgusting little balls (that barely hang) but …