Penis Apology

Special small penis apology to all of my exes

I would like to make a special small penis apology to all of my exes over the years. Please accept my apology! I’m so sorry …

Dear Amanda, I am sincerely sorry for wasting your time with my feeble attempts to please you sexually with my useless micro dick. I’m glad …

Amanda, I am sorry for having such a small penis. You didn’t deserve that. It wasn’t until several girls told me that I have the …

After disappointing every woman I ever dated, a few of them decided to bust my balls, bind them up and leave me like this while …

I wanna apologize for having such a small cocky. I cry myself to sleep every night. My favorite style is doggy style, but I cannot …

I’m sorry for thinking I could fuck you with this pathetic little sissy clit. I’m better off in panties rubbing off like a girl.

This is a public apology to my former fiance Kristen. I do this annually, during the month that we broke up, because she deserved better …

Maggie if you see this, I apologize for stealing your panties and for you having to find out that I stole them here! I will …

I apologize for my severe lack of size to any women out there, I hope you at least get a laugh out of seeing such …

Kristen I’m so sorry for the past. I didn’t mean to exaggerate about my penis size. I was just so worried that I’d be dumped …