Maggie I’m sorry for stealing your panties
Maggie if you see this, I apologize for stealing your panties and for you having to find out that I stole them here! I will …
Penis Apology
Apology For My Permanently Limp White Clitty
I apologize for my severe lack of size to any women out there, I hope you at least get a laugh out of seeing such …
Public apology to Kristen for exaggerating about my small penis
Kristen I’m so sorry for the past. I didn’t mean to exaggerate about my penis size. I was just so worried that I’d be dumped …
Dumped due to small dick status and compared to new hung hubby
When Kristen dumped me it was so harsh. Not only did she ditch me like a bitch but later on decided she wanted me to …
Guy is afraid to show his limp penis
I never like to admit this but I confess that I’m afraid to let women see my limp penis. Every time I have been in …
Letter to Kristen: An ongoing apology
Dear Kristen: First off…Congratulations on your recent official marriage And commitment to Big thick dick. I am so happy that your pussy is getting the …
Guy apologizes for his small penis
Guys with small penises have no business trying to have sex and when they do make that mistake they should apologize for it. Well that’s …
Apology to Alyssa from the little engine that couldn’t
This is my annual apology letter to Alyssa for wasting her time when I knew from the start that my penis was too small to …