Paul is packing a small skinny boner

To help celebrate Eggplant Friday, here is Paul’s small skinny boner out on full display! I’m doubting that it even hits the average range when …

Boy clit or pencil dick?

What should this be called boy clit or pencil dick? Don’t hold back. That’s more of a boy clit… a pencil is longer. 

Taking the toilet paper roll test

The extra foreskin your skinny dick couldn’t fill out doesn’t count!  Have you taken the toilet paper roll test? Submit your test results here.