Tiny little useless excuse for manhood
Could it ever please anyone? Highly doubt it considering it is smaller than a battery.
Lighter Challenge
Packing a boner the size of a lighter
I would really like to hear the truth about my small boner! Please be honest!
Eat more rice to get a rice size dick
I’d like to stress the importance of eating rice when it comes to producing beta shrimp rice dicks like mine.
Cock vs Clipper
What do you think of this lighter challenge comparison?
Should I lock up my micro shrimp penis?
My penis is smaller then a bic lighter. Should I just lock it up in chastity?
Lighter Challenge: Small penis compared to a BBL
My short little dick makes this Bic lighter look like a Big Black Lighter. I failed.
Impotent Cuckold Loser vs Lighter Challenge
Impotent married cuckold loser attempting the Lighter Challenge.
I have a pathetic Bic Dick
My pathetic little dick is smaller than a bic!
What kinda loser isn’t bigger than this
If I can make one person laugh, I find that a good day and I found the best way to make a goddess laugh is …
Lighter Challenge: The Truth Hurts
I figured I might be able to measure up the task, but sadly the truth is I am too small to please a woman.