Do Not Fuck List (Official)

Do Not Fuck List

If your dick is under 7 inches long when fully erect then you need to immediately add yourself to the SYTD DO NOT FUCK LIST.

Simply comment below, share this post, like/rt/reply on twitter or download and save the image above to share on all of your accounts. Doing any one of them will add you to the official list.

Are you on the Do Not Fuck List? If not you need to get your shriveled up lil’ dick on it now!

Femdom asking if you want to show your dick.

71 thoughts on “Do Not Fuck List (Official)

  1. My name is Tom. I am a pathetically tiny penis cuckold husband. My pathetic clit is only 1 inch thick and 3 inches long, if I take Viagra and get really hard. My wife has stopped any attempt by me for penis penetration over 15 years ago. She has 14 lovers currently, I suck them hard, watch them fuck, eat the mess, and lick them both clean. My wife has given me to her 5 gf’s for them to have their husbands use, so the ladies can have lovers and not neglect hubby. I am to be placed on the”Never Fuck, but Get Fucked” list. This means anyone who visits, Northeast Pennsylvania near Wilkes-Barre should contact me so I can show my pathetic penis to as many humiliators as possible.

  2. Women do NOT fuck Thomas Jones. His dick is tiny and useless and his balls are small too. Please let other women know and reference his official Tiny Penis Certificate online. He is known as Thomas Tiny Dick.

  3. My small cock is 6inchs when its rock hard. I constantly fantasize about being locked in a cock cage. I just need to find someone who wants to cage it. An hopefully wear the key around her ankle. Any one who cages me. I will spoil an pamper her with. Sexy outfits , short skirts & dresses. All ways.. high heels, panties, bras, stockings. Dildos that make my cock look tiny. Whenever a goddess cages it. She can always put it in smaller cages when she likes. My only request Is I may be allowed to buy an wrap her gifts often. Presented cock caged an on my knees. Nice, sexy heels. (Frequently)
    Dildos, dongs. 11inch 12inch whatever she pleases. Please let me know your thoughts on my fantasy

  4. Big Sexy? From Flashbacks? OMG! I use to flirt with him and dance on him …if it’s the same guy? I grinded on him once and felt a little poke…I giggled and had to walk off. A guy that big with a dick that small? No wonder I never heard of him sleeping around up there. This is hilarious.

  5. I am 61 . Was 55 when I got my first piece of pussy I had to pay for it . We had to use saran wrap because my penis was to small for a rubber. 2 1/2 HARD THE GIRL WAS AMAZED HOW TINY MY DICK WAS SAID SHE HAD NEVER SEEN ONE THAT SMALL BEFORE

  6. Master Michael Taylor showed me how small I was when he showed me how big he was. He named me queeniechip because he owned me as his bitch. Since then I have tried to have relationships with women, but those all failed because of my small prick. One woman called me a weak feminine pussy to my face. When I had sex with another woman, she said “No, put it All the way in.” It was. She didn’t say anything else and that was the only time we had (incomplete) sex. It has been over 10 years since I last had an attempt at sex with a woman. Being small in both height and penis size means no woman wants me. I have accepted that I am a weak feminine pussy, and I can only submit to women who want to laugh at me and men who want to use me as a bitch.

    1. My wife had 14 lovers, I suck then hard, watch them fuck, eat the mess, and lick them both clean. I am only 3 inches hard and have been in a pussy in over 15 years. Does your wife pass you out for women to peg you or have men fuck your butt hole ?

  7. I am definitely supposed to be on this list. My erect penis is 3.5 inches and soft is 1.25 inches. I also fail the toilet paper roll test

  8. I definitely belong on the “DO NOT FUCK LIST” my clitty is only 3 inches and I cum within seconds. I’ve not had sex in 5 years and I’m only able to have sex if I pay for it as no woman wants a 3 inch loser who blows his load in seconds

  9. My micro penis is barely 2.5 inches erect. I’m a 48 yo virgin; never even had a hand job or a blow job. I will be a lifetime member on the DO NOT FUCK LIST !

  10. Unable to measure a fully erect dede doesn’t disqualify me I hope? I was 22 years old when I discovered, by accident while pinned during a wrestling match, that it feels good while in my mouth. I started chronically masturbating stunting its growth and deforming it before ever achieving a real hardon. I eventually got hard, not that I knew that at the time, with help from my GF and she measured it then never touched it again. She came home early and “caught” me wearing her corset, stockings, and some makeup. She went crazy calling me a girl, saying I want to fuck men, and pushing me to the ground. I thought it was going to be okay until she grabbed our back massager and said “EVERYBODY KNOWS” so loudly. I didn’t want her to yell so I didn’t resist when she bent me over in front of the big dick pics compilation going on my pc and jammed the massager into my crotch. She got a measurement during a part of my story so perverse I dare not tell for the sake of your sanity. My name is Mikkel my penis was once huge at 2.5 inches! That’s two and a half men if you’re keeping track. Please add me I don’t ever want to do that again.

  11. Alex 19
    2 inches and been on hormones for 3 years
    Pussy free all my life and locked since i uploaded pic of my first cage

  12. Please add me to The List.
    Just under 5″ fully hard Beta male. Constant ongoing problem of
    Popping out of every girlfriend I’ve ever had. -Gregory P.


    I haven’t had sex for 10 years now (I’m 38) and I can see me remaining sexless & pussy free for the foreseeable future. I struggle to get a 4 1/2″ erection, and at all other times I’m about an inch.

  14. Add me Mistress I have a 5 inch sissy clitty. I’m an obedient sissy slave. Though my clitty is useless my love to serve and use mouth of course helps make up for that.

  15. Add me, I am 1.5 inches soft, 3.5 inches hard, no bigger than a clitty ! Mostly locked in chastity cage.

  16. I know that I belong on the ‘Do Not Fuck’ register. Only 3 1/2″ hard & only one testicle. I do not possess the equipment that every girl wants/needs/desires. I have not had sex with my gf for around 12 years now… I sincerely hope that she has a regular guy to date & fuck her (not me). I’d even encourage her to fuck her ex boyfriend – she told me years ago that he had a larger & thicker dick than me ( it’s not hard…).

  17. Add me i am 4.5 – 5 inches at best when erect about 1-2 soft. I get it is useless – and i am super fast too so even worse. have not had sex in over 8 years because.

    This is ok because it made me realize how submissive i am and that I should be a servant for women as i am not useful sexually. I love helping with chores, cleaning, laundry, etc. Make me useful and fulfilled.


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