It’s even more humiliating on Eggplant Friday
Apparently someone didn’t want his micropenis pic popping up on Eggplant Friday. Well it looks like I forgot because here it is looking right back …
Eggplant Friday
One of the most unfuckable dicks ever
What in the hell? This is one of the most unfuckable dicks I’ve ever seen! That’s saying something because I’ve seen thousands of small dicks. …
The humiliating little nubby cock revealed
When you see a tiny little nubby like this dick on @sinner8_ you can’t help but throw up a tiny dick sign. It’s even more …
Paul is packing a small skinny boner
To help celebrate Eggplant Friday, here is Paul’s small skinny boner out on full display! I’m doubting that it even hits the average range when …
Girlfriend took pity on this dick and I still failed
My now ex-girlfriend tried taking pity on me when we were still together. All I needed was 5 thick inches and she said she would …
Feeling so small on Eggplant Friday
And here I thought I was having a “big day” today. Now I have to wear panties all the time and feel like such a …
Wishing you all a Happy Eggplant Friday
Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Eggplant Friday! Here’s a nice hardon for you to feast your eyes on.
They always swear it gets bigger
Every tiny guy tries to claim that it gets bigger. Clit please! Imagine being the guy that has this in his pants on Eggplant Friday …