Eggplant Friday

Baby-dick bitch boy busts it out

Apparently baby-dick bitch boy wanted to bust it out and really show us all how little he has to work with. I don’t know whether …

Apparently someone didn’t want his micropenis pic popping up on Eggplant Friday. Well it looks like I forgot because here it is looking right back …

What in the hell? This is one of the most unfuckable dicks I’ve ever seen! That’s saying something because I’ve seen thousands of small dicks. …

When you see a tiny little nubby like this dick on @sinner8_ you can’t help but throw up a tiny dick sign. It’s even more …

To help celebrate Eggplant Friday, here is Paul’s small skinny boner out on full display! I’m doubting that it even hits the average range when …

My now ex-girlfriend tried taking pity on me when we were still together. All I needed was 5 thick inches and she said she would …

And here I thought I was having a “big day” today. Now I have to wear panties all the time and feel like such a …

Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Eggplant Friday! Here’s a nice hardon for you to feast your eyes on.