One of the most unfuckable dicks ever

What in the hell? This is one of the most unfuckable dicks I’ve ever seen! That’s saying something because I’ve seen thousands of small dicks. …

Paul is packing a small skinny boner

To help celebrate Eggplant Friday, here is Paul’s small skinny boner out on full display! I’m doubting that it even hits the average range when …

They always swear it gets bigger

Every tiny guy tries to claim that it gets bigger. Clit please! Imagine being the guy that has this in his pants on Eggplant Friday …