Tiny Dick Chris is Now Pussyfree and Sucking Cock!
Chris Mattox from North Mississippi wants to let everyone know that he has accepted that his tiny dick will always be pussyfree but he still …
Useless Dick
A dick or penis that has so sexual value whatsoever and is literally only good for laughing at or caging is a Useless Dick.
My little micro shrimp!
You are now looking at my incredibly pathetic micro dick! Definitely useless. never been able to satisfy anyone with it. lol
This is why they all cheat on me
All of my ex girlfriends cheated on me. If a woman cheats on me it is because of my useless little micro penis.
Confession: Even I don’t want to touch my tiny dick
I barely even touch my own dicklette anymore. What’s the point when it’s so small and useless?
Small Penises Should Only Wear Panties
Any guy that walks around with a small penis in his pants deserves to only wear panties. It’s so stupid looking when you see a …
Terry Sucked a Used Washcloth and Premature Ejaculated
I was over at my best friend’s house and couldn’t help but notice the used washcloth she tossed in the hamper after her shower. Just …
Tricked into the do not fuck list by my girlfriend
My girlfriend locked me in chastity then said I was a loser with a useless dick. She said all woman should know what a shit …
What a useless little worm dick!
What an embarrassing, ridiculous little worm dick but I guess I don’t have much to offer and have to live with that. Am I still …
Little Limp Dick Asian
It’s small here, but doesn’t get much better. I can’t get it hard so it’s just as useless as a microdick. Haven’t had sex in …
Over 6 feet tall with a tiny embarrassing dick
Can you do anything with a dick this tiny? Nope! That’s a useless little prick that any man should be ashamed of.