I would like to make a special small penis apology to all of my exes over the years. Please accept my apology! I’m so sorry for trying to pass off a 4.25in boner as average.
Hopefully Felicia J., Nicole R., Bethany S., Leah, Kristen, Aubrey, Alyssa, Kate, Big Booty Bethany, Ali, Emily L., Emily A., Caitlin, Ashley and Ja’lene will find it in their hearts to forgive me for wasting their time with my tiny dick.
I know it was problem scarring and grosses you out to have in your memories. That’s why I’m apologizing with all my heart. Sorry to all of my exes and if you see me, feel free to dropkick my nut sack.
