This is a public apology to my former fiance Kristen. I do this annually, during the month that we broke up, because she deserved better than to be tainted by my tiny subpar penis.
I wasted her time knowing that my penis would never be good enough to sexual satisfy a woman, especially one with big juicy Italian butt cheeks. Who was I trying to fool? My under 5in boner can’t handle a big round ass. I can barely handle tugging myself with 2-3 fingers. So I need to apologize profusely to Kristen, she needs to know I now realize the error in my ways.
Teri the Two Pump Chump
Please forgive me, Kristen! I know I was a tiny dick packing two pump chump and you didn’t deserve having to deal with that. All those time that I instantly came when you’d attempt to give me pity blowjobs. I’m so sorry that my dick was too small and that I got too excited to handle your Italian specialty blowjobs.
Now all I do is tug my tiny twerp dick to the mortifying memories while your new hung stud gets to kick back and get head from you daily. Omg! He is getting it all while my tiny dicklette gets nothing but self administered handjobs. You’re so pretty and I’m so sorry!
Can I be your cucky?
Please let me make it up to you by being your cuckold. I’ll be a good little dicklette and do whatever you say. I would lick your asshole every morning if you wanted me to. Anything! I miss your beautiful Italian butt cheeks and that smirk so much!
Puny penis sex memories
I’m so pathetic now, Kristen. Literally I haven’t had any sex whatsoever since when you had on the black lingerie with the thong. That was the time we also tried reverse cowgirl and my short skinny dicklette kept slipping out! Sex always got ruined because of my worthless little peen.
After that failed attempt at reverse cowgirl, I tried to flip around to go from behind and got almost the pointy tip all the way in. It was so pitiful especially when I started trying to thrust and vibrate it around, all the while doing my best to not slip out. My dick just couldn’t reach!
Omg I wanna cry just thinking about it! It was at that moment, when I was grabbing her Italian hips, that I started bucking around and yelling out, “Oh Kristen! Oh Kristen! Oh babe!” At that moment I came all over those butt cheeks and was shaking all over the place, thanking you repeatedly while apologizing all at the same time.
Kristen I’m Sorry!
Oh I miss those ass cheeks so much but I now know that I should have never even seen them, touched them and been anywhere near you at all. I allowed my tiny useless dick to trick me into believing that maybe size didn’t matter, just like so many other loser penises.
I’m so sorry, Kristen! Please accept my apologies. I deserved to get dumped. The breakup was all due to my miniature boner.
Kristen deserves to enjoy her new lovers big white cock. You are just a loser.
About time that Terry apologized for having one of the smallest penises in the buckeye state. Poor Kristen had to put up with far too much of that little nuisance. At least now she found a guy with a big 9-10″ white dick.