Am I pathetic or what?
If you saw this in person, would you get wet or laugh?
Pathetic Dick
There’s nothing worse than a pathetic dick.
Small ass dick compared to tic tacs
I’m legit smaller than tic tacs! Well it doesn’t get much more pathetic than that! lol
My micro penis is pathetic
I am less then 2cm/1in fully hard and when I’m soft it doesn’t show anything at all. Now that’s what you call a pathetic little …
My pathetic dick will keep me a virgin
I will remain a virgin forever with my pathetic dick.
Road Trip Dicklette Dumping of a Lifetime
One innocent road trip turned into the engagement dumping of a lifetime for this guy and his small cock. I had just spent all night …
Give mistress your cash, you’re never getting ass
Give mistress all your cash because your dick is never getting any ass. Omg look! My heels are bigger than your boner too! Pay up …
Have a tiny white dick? Black mistresses want to control your orgasms
Hand over control of it to your black queen. If you’re a white guy that has a tiny pathetic little dick then you need to …