Dicklette: What are Dicklettes and How to Tell if You Have One

Example of a Dicklette

It can be confusing trying to determine if you have a dicklette or a real penis but it does not have to be. Now it’s time to clear things up once and for all. 

First we’ll look at what a dicklette actually is, how big they are and finally how to tell if you have one in your pants.

What is a Dicklette?

Dicklette is a name for a certain variety of small penis. It may also be referred to as a cocklette. These things look like dicks just a lot smaller. Usually they’ll come with a matching set of underwhelming nuts as well.

Guys that fall under this category are not worthy of having sex, blowjobs or even handjobs. There’s simply not enough to go around for it to be worth the time.

So how big are these things anyway? Time to find out!

Dicklette Size Range

To determine if you indeed have one of these short dicks then you’ll need to know how big they are. A dicklette is an erect penis that is in the 3.5in to 5.5in range in regards to length. Normally they are fairly thin as well but not always.

Now knowing the size range, anyone can measure themselves and see if they have a dicklette hiding in their pants. Feel free to leave your results for us all to laugh at.

Femdom asking if you wanna show your dick.

15 thoughts on “Dicklette: What are Dicklettes and How to Tell if You Have One

  1. I have a dicklette. It measures almost 2 inches soft and 4 1/4 inches hard. I’m 50 yrs old and I haven’t fucked or received any blowjobs since my late 20s. Handpussy is all I deserve. I’m a total loser in all aspects. Totally useless. I wish I could share pictures here to show my pathetic little dick.

      1. Is it not working at present? Submitted a story & pic earlier but when I clicked on the submit page just now the story is still there (presumably unsubmitted?) minus the pic attachment. Hmm…

  2. I’m a pussyfree beta loser with a 5,4 inch dicklette.
    Can’t get hard for real Pussy, only for my Handpussy

  3. I’m afraid to ask this question . But mine isn’t big enough to meet the minimum size to be called a dicklet. Its under an inch when limp . And rarely gets fully hard anymore .
    It’s especially pathetic being totally smooth and seeing my dead lil pink clitty flop around trying to get it hard.
    So what would it be of it’s not a dicklet??

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