My little dick was exposed in front of my wife and her friends when they were checking out our bedroom renovations this morning. Should I be embarrassed?
You should be totally humiliated if that’s what they saw. A real cock is not supposed to look like a little stack of nickels. On the upside, at least now they’ve seen what your wife has probably already complained to them about 100 times.
There’s no turning back now. They’ll always think of you as a little dick.
