You ain’t ready for this dick
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SPH Captions
SPH Captions are small penis humiliation pics combined with text. They are like an internet meme except for they are focused on small penises. View the newest SPH caption pics below and check back often for more.
Condoms for small penises finally exist
Guys with small penises finally have condoms that will fit! Nobody was ever in a rush to product them because it’s not like they’ll actually …
Kristen’s bitch doesn’t even have 5 inches of dicklette
It’s a sad situation when you can’t even say you have a 5 inch boner in your pants. Kristen’s bitch knows exactly how that feels …
Busted balls for having a bad little dick
With little dick that’s bad for sex, all I deserve is a nice ball busting. So with that being said: I destroyed my ball sack …
Smallest Russian Penis List
Are you rocking one the smallest dicks in all of Russia? You came to the right place if you are! Comment below or submit a …
Terry is packing a certified lil’ tiny dicklette
After winning the title for Tiniest Dick in Ohio, Tiny Dick Terry has been officially certified for having a little tiny dicklette in his pants. …
He tries the best he can with his small penis
There my girlfriend was, hanging out with friends at a table together, being asked whether I had a big dick or not. I was nervous …
Failing the cucumber challenge and as a man
I used to try having sex with women but I always got laughed at, turned down and eventually dumped by them all. Now to top …
Having hand sex with an OK symbol
Here’s an SPH Caption for ya! It’s me coming to the realization that I have a problem and that problem is my super small penis. …
