There my girlfriend was, hanging out with friends at a table together, being asked whether I had a big dick or not. I was nervous because my penis is so small but I figured she’d at least cover for me.
Next thing I know she’s announcing to everyone, “Come on you guys! He tries the best he can with what he’s got!” She didn’t come right out and say that my penis is a tiny little worthless dicklette but I’m sure everyone knew based on what she said. How could they not and with all the laughing I know that they did.
Her excuse? “Don’t be mad! I’ve been drinking, babe!”
