He has a Stump Dick

When your penis grows in girth but forgets to grow any length means you’re packing a Stump Dick like this guy is.

They always swear it gets bigger

Every tiny guy tries to claim that it gets bigger. Clit please! Imagine being the guy that has this in his pants on Eggplant Friday …

Small dick turtles up inside

It was cold today and my dick does this thing where it turtles up inside of me. I used to think it was annoying but …