It was cold today and my dick does this thing where it turtles up inside of me. I used to think it was annoying but now I love the way it feels.
My favorite is when I shave, wear tight underwear with tight pants, am in public so I can’t readjust myself, and I just have to feel the humiliation that I have no dick print at all. When this happens, I start to notice other guys around me have prints and that if women look, they automatically know it is unimpressive.
The best part about this is that not only does my dick shrink to around 1 inch, my balls go flat against my body too. When I am at home experiencing this, I’ll masturbate like i have a clit, and i cum so much without ever getting hard.
Anyone wanna degrade me in the comments?