Having an extremely underwhelming penis has led me to do some things that are just embarrassing; like sniffing my ex-girlfriend’s dirty panties and sweaty gym shorts.
She had dumped me and later invited me over. Thinking with my little wiener, I assumed I’d get some action but instead I got ditched at her place alone for awhile.
While she was gone I snooped around and found her dirty clothes hamper, which I then dug around in until I found her worn panties and damp gym shorts. You can probably guess what happened next; I sniffed, licked and sucked on her used underwear and shorts.
How much of a weird shrimp dick pervert am I? I literally was sniffing and licking the crotch and ass of her used panties as I jerked off secretly in her apartment. To make it even grosser I shot my loser load all over her bathroom.
As far as I know she never found out… I still feel like a total piggy for her panties and kinda wish I swiped them that day.