Recent penis size poll made the world a sadder place to live

Woman crying about recent penis poll results

The world is officially a sadder place due to a recent penis size poll ran by SYTD. 

It’s a small world after all. That is especially true when it comes to dick size. Clearly the feminization of men is working because the results are pathetic but let’s check them out anyway.

Penis Size Poll Results

Your eyes might be blurry from tears but you didn’t read it incorrectly. 47 percent of men are packing clits for dicks and to make matters worse 26 percent are rocking micro penises!

It’s any wonder the divorce rate is so high and the amount of women seeking marriage has gone down. Now it totally makes sense when a full 73 percent of men shouldn’t even be allowed to have sex ever.

Yes it certainly is a sad day for the world but at least there is still hope left. We just need to stay focused on attracting and pleasing that roughly 30 percent of guys out there packing real dicks. Stay strong!

Femdom asking if you want to show your dick.

9 thoughts on “Recent penis size poll made the world a sadder place to live

  1. All us small dicks get are the gross looking girls and ugly fat chicks no big dick would touch. I even had an ugly fatty turn me down due to size. Sad but true

      1. All us tiny dick guys get are the ugly, fat and used up women none of the big dicks want. That’s what this poll proves. Back in chastity I go.

      2. I’M ABOVE AVERAGE WITH A 6.8 INCH HARD 5.8 INCH GIRTH 5.6 INCH SOFT COCK * COULD HAVE LIED AND SAID 7 INCH HARD BUT WANTED TO BE TRUTHFUL. I GET LOTS OF * SEX NO COMPLAINTS .GIRLS COME BACK FOR MORE.YET IN YOUR POLL I’M CLASSED IN THE
        LOWER END OF YOUR POLL .THERE WILL BE LOADS OF GUYS LIKE ME…IS IT FAIR.

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