She was laughing and said she wished it was bigger on our wedding night of all nights!
This is why women must always find out the size of a guy’s dick before marriage. You don’t need to have sex to do so if you’re saving yourself for marriage. Just make them provide dick pics with a ruler next to it. Make sure to get a soft and hard pic (multiples to verify) then decide if you wanna actually date him or you could end up with this thing.
Every time a woman has seen my tiny little penis they laugh, make fun of my half inch penis.