Eggplant Friday? Not for me, I’m the guy stuck with a tiny gross peen!
Seriously though, try being me. I am over 6 feet tall, have big feet and drop my pants and you find the tiniest meat. That’s my life, so when you get down on yours just think of my dick and you’ll feel better instantly.
Tall guys don’t always have big dicks. Foot size means nothing when it comes to the size of our meat. Don’t believe me? Look at my pic! I’m a grown man for fucks sake! OMG!!!!!