If you thought that guys with tiny penises masturbate a lot because they never get any action: you were right. According to a new poll that just came out, they can barely keep themselves from tugging their tiny dicks till they practically pull them off.
The results show that unless your penis was too small to jerk off, odds are you’re playing with your little prick all the damn time.
45.2 percent are tugging as much as 21 times a week! With another 21.8 percent of tiny cocks masturbating up to 49 times each week. What in the fuck?! They are even more pathetic than we all thought!
A month ago I read an interesting article or two about the sad result of too much masturbation. I decided to change myself and quit masturbating almost daily. Also, I was addicted (still am somewhat) to porn while masturbating. Now I masturbate twice a week, if that. I haven’t yet weaned myself from porn because men with large dicks on porn is the only SPH I seem to imagine myself into. I like watching a hung college man and girlfriend fucking and her sucking him. I don’t particularly like watching gay porn unless a guy is getting sucked off through a glory hole —- which is something I like to do (I am highly skilled at sucking dick). I have a micro penis less than 3 inches erect and gay men have little to no interest in it unless they too have a small one. I like eating pussy too — I fantasize doing that after her lover shot his load in her. I enjoy the taste of cum and have sucked men through glory holes taking load after load. I like everyone to know I have a micro penis. And I want to suck other men with small dicks as the big ones just wear me out trying to breathe. A small dick is perfect for sucking especially if I get his balls and cock in my mouth at the same time.
I masturbate at least twice a day.
I also masturbate at least twice a day, frequently more. My erection is 3.5 inches.