This guys has a penis that looks like a tiny acorn. Believe it or not he’s circumcised but he is so small when he’s limp it looks like it’s uncut!
So what does having a microdick like this get you? Dumped several times in a row and all for much larger cocks. Oh and it also gets you laughed at while your girlfriend (ex now) attempts to give you a handjob like she’s making an OK sign with her thumb and finger. All the while laughing at my useless limpy.
On that note, Happy Thumb Dick Thursday from easily one of the smallest dicks on earth…
I’d love to have it
I try to make mine look like that on purpose it’s so cool! And I’m also circumcised but im starting to look uncut.
I hate ypu fucking cheater. Thanks for wasting all 17 years. Ah and when you asked me if i was”occupied” when you got that ticket for being in the woods with you no i wasnt occupied some other broad was and im so glad you like being made fun of and tortured. You are a worthless piece of shit. You are a pig and didnt deserve them. Go suck some more dick