TDT decided to give the cucumber challenge a try! He ran to the grocery story and grabbed a cucumber that was roughly the size of the cock his ex-fiance is now banging.
As you can see by the comparison, it made perfect sense why she would dump his dinky dicklette for a big manly fat dick to suck and fuck. Now he is officially a cuckold. Congratulations!
In “Sun Daze” by the Florida Georgia Line, the guy admittedly refers to his weenie as a tiny cocktail umbrella: I’ll sit you up on the kitchen sink And stick the pink umbrella in your drink A one-hit wonder artist known as Gillette did a song called Short Dick Man. It has a remix -Answer Song with a male singer named Machito Ponce where his parts were so dedicated to rebuff Gillete’s “accusations” that it bounced back into Compensating for Something territory.