Here comes Joe and his 5 inches!
Here is my 5 inch penis. Average right? Show the world not every guy is hung… Just below average for a boner but at least …
Short Dick Man
I’ve had no complaints here. What do you think about it?
Somebody be honest and tell me what you think about my dick. You’re a short dick man!
Not going to please anybody with that boner
This is my small pathetic micro penis when it’s hard. I’m not going to please any body with this short boner.
My cocklette is small but thick
This is my small tattooed cock. Nah that’s more of a cocklette and it’s not thick at all actually. It just seems like it to …
Why is the hair longer than my useless dick?
My friend asked me why my dick is shorter than the hair?!
Your short dick won’t make it past the cheeks
Let’s be honest. Your short penis won’t even be able to reach past the cheeks with a girl like me. That’s why all you should …
Short pin dick does the toilet paper roll test
By definition I failed to pop out the other end. I have a small penis. And were skinny enough to fit inside of it LOL
Big mushroom head on a short skinny shaft aka the disappointing dicklette
Would you still find a big mushroom head pleasurable even if it was on top of a skinny little shaft? Hell no! That would be …