Short Dick Man

I’ve had no complaints here. What do you think about it?

Somebody be honest and tell me what you think about my dick. You’re a short dick man!

This is my small pathetic micro penis when it’s hard. I’m not going to please any body with this short boner.

This is my small tattooed cock. Nah that’s more of a cocklette and it’s not thick at all actually. It just seems like it to …

I like showing how small I am, even though it’s a short little penis.

My friend asked me why my dick is shorter than the hair?!

Let’s be honest. Your short penis won’t even be able to reach past the cheeks with a girl like me. That’s why all you should …

By definition I failed to pop out the other end. I have a small penis. And were skinny enough to fit inside of it LOL

My tiny dicklet cant even fill a toilet roll tube!

Would you still find a big mushroom head pleasurable even if it was on top of a skinny little shaft? Hell no! That would be …

Hehe shorter than a chapstick!