My ex laughed at my little nub
When she broke up with me she said, “You’re gonna have to start flicking your own bean now!”
Breaking up is hard to do unless it’s with a small penis. Read the horrific breakup stories and tales of relationships gone bad to see for yourself. This is getting dumped on steroids.
When she broke up with me she said, “You’re gonna have to start flicking your own bean now!”
Poor Tiny Dick Terry! He proposed to his girlfriend only to get dumped for having a small penis. He hadn’t factored in that proposing to …
After she divorced me, I became a black cock lover. Yes, I’ve gone gay and even more pathetic.
To: Shaun You wanted the truth, so here it is. I broke things off with you because once I saw the size of your penis …
This is a public apology to my former fiance Kristen. I do this annually, during the month that we broke up, because she deserved better …
My ex said my dick was too small so she’d find other studs with big cocks to fuck her good. Every time I’d try to …
This puny penis is the real reason my wife divorced me. Size clearly does matter.
Think this is why my gf left me? 99.9999% likely. Clearly size matters.
Do you think this is why she left me? I think we both already know the answer to that.