Guys with small dicks shouldn’t be able to just whack off when they wanna, they should be laughed at each and every time they do it.
Quit sitting there pulling on your small wiener without first connecting with me or one of my friends online. You’re no longer allowed to wank your worthless dicklette without us first being present. Once we are, we’ll laugh our asses off at you online while you whack that tiny thing!
That’s just the type of treatment guys with small dicks deserve.