Are you a grower or a shower? That’s a question often asked in regards to the size of a guy’s penis. The problem is everyone is forgetting the third option: Neither.
To fully understand the question and how to answer it, we first need to look at what the options are. Once you get that then you’ll know how you measure up and how to answer it.
What is a Grower?
A grower is a penis that appears small when it’s soft but grows into a big dick. That seems simple enough but let’s take things deeper.
To qualify as a grower your penis must actually grow into a big one. A big cock is any man rocking 7 inches or more when erect. Now let’s look at two examples.
Example 1: Not a Grower
Terry has 2 inches of flaccid dick and grows into a 4.5 incher. He is not a grower, he is neither which means he has a tiny useless dick.
Example 2: Is a Grower
Josh has a 4.5 inch limp cock and when it gets hard it grows into a big juicy thick 9 incher. Clearly he’s a grower but he’s also a shower.
What’s a Shower or Show-er?
Referencing back to the examples above, Josh would be considered a show-er because he has a nice size soft penis and a big stiff one.
A shower is a guy that has a big thick soft penis along with a large erection. This is also known as the perfect combination to have and most guys do not qualify. Only real men do.
The Third Option
This option is the one that is always forgotten about. Not all men fit into the grower or shower categories. The third option is a tiny dick that should never be allowed any sexual pleasure. This dude has a dinky soft dick and a short runt of a boner.
In example 1 from above, Terry is a prime example of a tiny dick bitch that needs to be either stuck into a chastity device or banned from all sexual activities for life. These guys are small regardless of whether they are rocking a softie or a stiffy.
And there you have it. That’s the breakdown of the whole Grower vs Shower vs Dickless situation.
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