Apparently my ex-girlfriend didn’t think she could deal with 4.51 inches of boner for the rest of her life.
I tried so hard for her! Every time we had sex I gave it my all, worked up the maximum boner but my little loser would always lose its load. Yes I’m talking about premature ejaculation. How sad am I?
After outing me to several friends she dumped me harder than any other girl I’ve dated. My tiny penis still feels the sting of our breakup. So much so that I now sit around jerking off while wearing her panties like a frigging loser bitch beta boner.
