Brandon the little bitch dick popped up today looking for a rating. It was clear right from the start that his tiny pimple cock would grow into an unfuckable cocklette. I’m talking nothing more than a tiny button mushroom that isn’t even long enough for him to jerk off with one hand. Literally he’s a two finger tugger! lol
OMG! Brandon, WTF is a dick that size supposed to do for anyone? That’s not long enough for you to even attempt to have sex. Looks like you can look forward to living the pussy free life for the long haul, so enjoy “fucking” your pillows like usual because that’s as close as you’re gonna get with that lil’ pipsqueak of a penis.
It’s so true.
Thank you. 😊