Can I even please anyone with this Asian dick?
Measuring my small dick. I’m uncircumcised and Asian: my life is rough. Nah you can’t pleasure a woman with that little dick. Only big cocks …
Uncircumcised
Water bottle sized dick. Now it’s your turn to try!
Put your hard dick next to a water bottle to see how small I will make you look. Who’s man enough to do the Water …
Will I ever have a girlfriend?
I’m v-very big right? No you’re small and shaped weird with a tiny head. That means you can forget about having girlfriends.
Is this pathetic? I’m afraid to have sex!
It stays under 2″ in flaccid and goes up to 3.2″ when hard. Can I ever fuck a girl with it? I want to fuck …
I feel like my penis is useless
Tell me what you think. I feel like it’s useless. That’s because you never grew a dick, you grew an acorn.
9.5 inches of big dick you can’t compete with
Let’s start things off with 9.5 inches of big dick, just so you tiny fuckers can see what you’ll never be able to compete with. …
This is what my Girlfriend said though!
She says I am the best, what do you think? That’s called: She’s lying to you.
Boner is too short to pass the foreskin
Would love to hear what you think about my dick that is so short that it can’t even go pass the foreskin when hard.