C’mon, real men don’t shave their pubes!
This is what I said to my grossed out looking wannabe one-night-stand… “REAL MEN HAVE REAL DICKS!” is what she replied before she went straight …
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It’s National Girlfriends Day!
Did you know it’s National Girlfriends Day? It’s trending on twitter right now under the hashtag, #NationalGirlfriendsDay, but for you small penises you should already …
Prancing around in a bikini because my penis is so teeny
Not getting laid because your dick is too teeny? Be like me and start prancing around for real men in a slutty pink bikini! As …
Who’s laughing? I have a small dick and know it!
I have a small dick and know it. No denying reality here.
Those undies are more appropriate for your penis
Boxers? Oh no. Those undies you have on now are much more appropriate for guys with tiny clit penises like you.
Watching Thumbelina shrink away to nothing
I love watching, Thumbelina, shrink year after year after year, smaller and smaller and smaller.
Packing a 4.5 inch skinny penis
This is why I have been single most of my life and cheated on many times. Women don’t want beta males. I can’t even find …
Too late to hide from his small penis reality
Tiny Boner Alert! It’s too late for this loser to hide from a small penis reality. Now I’m constantly wearing literal panties and thongs to …
Pin Dick vs Big Dick My Fiance Sucks Now
What was I thinking? My pin dick could never have pleasured Kristen’s sweet Italian pussy the way it deserves. That’s why she dumped me, cucked …