Small Polish penis stays perma-shaved
There is no point in pretending to be a real man with a small Polish penis like this. Men with big dicks look good with …
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Tried to rate his penis but it’s MIA
Either I’m going blind or this guy is clearly missing his penis. Literally all I see are two disgusting little balls (that barely hang) but …
When guys claim they can get bigger
Guys why even try to make such a claim? We both know it’s not gonna get any bigger. Clit, please! Just do yourself a favor …
So this is why chastity cages exist
When you see a little pint size clit-dick like this, you understand fully why chastity cages exist; to lock up tiny cocklettes like this.
Every woman he dated cuckolded him
It kind of sucks to admit but every woman I have dated cuckolded me with other guys behind my back. Some of them I knew …
WTF do you mean it’s hard?!
What the fuck do you think you’re gonna do with that?! Stay right there… I’m gonna go get you some more suitable underwear.
Toilet paper roll test: Nearly sticking out
Barely fit inside. Nearly sticking out. So it’s a double fail lol
Size doesn’t ever matter until this happens
Size never matters until he drops his pants and a little sissy clit pops out.
He has a Stump Dick
When your penis grows in girth but forgets to grow any length means you’re packing a Stump Dick like this guy is.