Guinness Gut, Whiskey Tears, and the Legend of the Limp Moonlight Spud
To Whom It May Concern (or anyone considering dating a man who brags about working in a video store): This is a formal complaint disguised …
Small Penis Problems
Too Small to Even Fill My Chastity Cage
My tiny cock is too small to even fill my chastity cage completely.
My tiny dick is too small to fill a cage even halfway!
I’ve always had a tiny flaccid dick and balls. When it’s cold it actually gets even smaller! Sometimes my balls even draw up out of …
Small black dick is too short for sex
This is my tiny small black dick.Ā It’s too small to reach past the cheeks and thighs when it comes to sex especially with women …
My micro penis is too small for sex with wife
I feel like a total bitch of a man. In fact, I am a bitch with this 2 inch micro dick. My penis is legit …
This is why I avoid doggy-style š
If anyone recognizes me, Iād love for you to pass this along. š I am finally ready, (with the support of my girlfriend) to be …
The Kristen Minimum
I was getting home after a fun day and evening with my new girlfriend Kristen. After a few drinks, in her short black wavy skirt …
My pathetic micropenis will never please a woman
My penis is so small it will never please a woman. I have never had a relationship over 2 years and probably never will. Women …
My little micropenis is humiliating and holding me back
It’s an inverted tiny mess that has caused me to never have a relationship longer than a year and a half. Single. No offspring. Wonder …
I am an old virgin because my penis is too short
Never had any intimacy because my penis is too short to reach. Now I’m just an old pussyfree virgin.