Skinny Dick

Long skinny dick gets sloppy seconds

Every girl I’ve ever had sex with said my dick is long and skinny. They measured how far a condom goes on, it measured at …

WTF?! Looks like dinky dick had to cut the tube just to get his head to poke out the thing. How pathetic! HAHAHA!

Just peeking through and proving that you have a short little skinny dick. Submit your toilet paper roll test results here!

Marking the 4.5 inch spot where my pathetic bitch boner is and I fit in the tube. That means I have a short skinny worthless …

What do you think? Wholly fucking shit! You’re rock hard yet still so short, thin and topped off with a tiny little head. Seriously though, …

Please tell me what you think about this 1.5” flaccid and 4” hard thin dicklette. WHERE IS THE SHAFT?! LOL

They always say black is better. Except for when it’s pencil thin and skinny AF.

Please be brutally honest am I too short or too skinny. Be mean hurt my feelings just be honest

I really was thinking I would do better than this. That’s just humiliating.

IDK if I’m small, average or big. I’ve had one girl say my penis is skinny and wish I had more girth!