Dick is shrinking into the size of a joint
Short like the short joint I’m smoking.
Short Dick Man
4.75 incher that can not get past my GFs ass cheeks
My girlfriend complains that it doesn’t even reach her throat!
This is what my Girlfriend said though!
She says I am the best, what do you think? That’s called: She’s lying to you.
Boner is too short to pass the foreskin
Would love to hear what you think about my dick that is so short that it can’t even go pass the foreskin when hard.
Did I pass the TP Roll Test?
Did I pass? Yes you passed the test that proves you have a short thin penis!
Just peeking through the toilet roll challenge
Just peeking through and proving that you have a short little skinny dick. Submit your toilet paper roll test results here!