Your penis is too small for the ladies
Too small for the girls, so the boys made me the girl!
Pussyfree
Pussyfree or Pussy Free is the ideal lifestyle for men that have dicks that aren’t worthy of sex. Instead these guys get to enjoy getting no action ever other than maybe their pillow or something.
William’s Disgusting Wrinkled Micropenis
This is my Disgusting Micropenis, it’s so small, that even circumcised it likes to try and curl up underneath my foreskin. What’s worse is that …
William will never be a normal man
My dick will never be normal. I’m permanently small. No woman should ever have to deal with my lack of manhood. I am a slave. …
William could never hope to measure up
My tiny dick will never be able to satisfy any woman. I’m so small that I use my fingers to masturbate as my hand is …
William is smaller than his butt plug
My plug is 2.6 Inches in length. I can’t even compare to half of what my plug is. This is truly why I can never …
His small penis keeps getting rejected by women
I am 30 years old and haven’t had sex in 6 years. Women reject me for my penis and say it’s too small every time.
My half inch clitty on display
Say hello to my half inch clitty. It deserves nothing but humiliation and doesn’t deserve to get fucked. Tell all your friends about me so …
Prancing around in a bikini because my penis is so teeny
Not getting laid because your dick is too teeny? Be like me and start prancing around for real men in a slutty pink bikini! As …
Lil Clitty Bitch clearly does NOT get pussy
Lil clitty bitch butt naked in sexy leggings. This bitch clearly does NOT get pussy.
Girlfriend tells me to go wacky instead of having sex
My girlfriend does this baby-talk thing where she says, “Wacky wacky.” Basically telling me to wack off because there’s been no intercourse for 3 years. …