Penis Comparison

Soft and hard comparison: How does it look?

Here’s a soft (looks more like semi) and hard comparison. How is it looking?

Looking back I know that my little slimy nervous bouncing 4 inch minnow flopper couldn’t handle that hot Italian ass. I would just be desperately …

Comparing my small Mexican dicklette to an Alta Mont Brewery’s Maui Waui. This IPA makes my little penis rock hard. Which would prefer to slurp …

My husband’s short comings, please feel free to share with everyone, anyone and anywhere you want. The world needs a good laugh now and then!

How’s this for a real man’s cock doing the banana challenge?

My little dick is even smaller than a joint while soft ❤

Aw how cute is this? His lil’ miniature baby-boner barely peeks over the top of a mini bic lighter. HAHAHA!

My ex-girlfriend Kate called my erection a roll of quarters before she dumped my bitch ass for big dick.

But not much bigger… Is that a dick or a big toe? HAHAHA!

Compared to some dental floss and looking sad as fuck!

I love it! That’s the look I strive for whenever I put a pair of feminine panties on.

Where are your balls?!

You mean my flaccid two inch dicklette that often sticks straight up when I lie on my back isn’t appealing…