Apparently Uncle Fester has a micro dick
Apparently Uncle Fester has a micro dick.
Micropenis
Micropenis is an erection that is roughly 50 percent shorter than average. With the average being around 5in, that means a micro is packing a whopping 2.5in boner. A micropenis is also referred to as a micro-dick, micro-cock or banned from pussy. You’ll understand fully after exploring the pictures, stories and other micro-penis content here in this section. If you have one in your pants, you’ll also find women that would love to laugh at you in the midst of the content below.
Micro dick edition pig in a blanket
My dick vs Chap stick and bic mini, rate! Omg that’s seriously a pig-in-a-blanket only in micropenis form.
Having a small penis turned him into a pantyboy
My small penis has gotten me dumped constantly but it has now turned me into a pantyboy. Goddess of SYTD snatched me, fucked my brain …
Smallest at Ohio State?
Thoughts if I may be one of the smallest at college? You have a shriveled up micro penis, so of course you are. 🙂
Day in the life of a micropenis loser
How micro dick losers spend their day. Yes, you are so right: I’m gonna blow my micro dick loser load now and start jerking off …
Kristen’s bitch doesn’t even have 5 inches of dicklette
It’s a sad situation when you can’t even say you have a 5 inch boner in your pants. Kristen’s bitch knows exactly how that feels …
He’s a grown man with a boy penis
Acorn cock? Micropenis? Button dick? Oh hell no! He’s a grown man with a baby boy dick. Look at how crazy small that shit is! …