It’s National Girlfriends Day!

Did you know it’s National Girlfriends Day? It’s trending on twitter right now under the hashtag, #NationalGirlfriendsDay, but for you small penises you should already …

Trick or Treat! Give me some meat!

Like I don’t know what’s wrong with me but naughty Halloween costumes make me feel like such a slutty bitch for big fat dick. Trick …

Happy Sissy Cinco de Mayo!

Like Happy Sissy Cinco de Mayo! I’m like Dainty Denver the Dicksucker Shoemaker and hope everyone had a fun day like I did. It was …